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This evening Alex put up an uncommonly fierce resistance to going to bed. Resigned to his fate, he walks away, and calmly declares: I'm not going to do anything for free anymore. When somebody says 'Will you do me a favor?', I won't do it." (We're laughing hysterically) Then opening the door and popping his head back in - "I don't like you anymore mom and dad." 

Alex, Age 5